was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
