do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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