so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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