watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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