Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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