He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
