I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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