it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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