New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
so let's talk penis.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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