She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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