Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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