Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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