eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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