IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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