Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
foreskin is a definite game changer
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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