Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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