I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
...so i touched it.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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