its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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