Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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