I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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