I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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