What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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