She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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