Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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