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(847): View more from Illinois

Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.

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(313): View more from Michigan

"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB

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(804): View more from Virginia

I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He asked me if I "almost moaned"

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(909): View more from California

Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass

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(609): View more from New Jersey

he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."

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(630): View more from Illinois

I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE

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(310): View more from California

I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick

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But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky

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