I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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