I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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