i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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