I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
It's just like the Real World with babies
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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