Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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