i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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