god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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