just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
this is an emotional support booty call
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize