you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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