yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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