This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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