its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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