hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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