Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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