i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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