Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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