The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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