whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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