dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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