she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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