Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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