wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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