worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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