that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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