Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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