and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
