PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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