i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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