MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We have started to decorate penises.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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