He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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